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What movies have not aged well?

16.06.2025 06:22

What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

Why are girls supposed to have a stereotypical "hourglass" body shape, and why if you dont have an "hourglass" body shape you get treated differently? It doesnt make any sense to me.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger

Why does my cat get anxious during loud noises like thunderstorms or firework displays? Is this a common behavior for cats, and is there a way to help them cope with it?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do we let ugly men exist?

You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-All the bad guys are black.

What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

Why do most atheists in debates with theists take Bible verses out of context much of the time? Are they lying maliciously or do they not understand theology enough to understand the meaning?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why don't people like Nickelback?

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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